True Blood. 4x11 "Soul of Fire"
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aislinn_veedorDear Bill and Eric:
Spoilers
I think I seriously sat through 90% of this episode looking like this:
Because seriously WTF BILL & ERIC? WHAT. THE. FUCK?
"Kill yourselves and Sookie can go free"
"Okay!"
I mean-Jesu...WTF I ARTICULATE I CANNOT STUPIDITY FUCK.
Thank all fuck for Pam, but Eric...how DARE you basically give her a 'fuck off' when she stopped you from committing useless suicide? Because I'm sorry but Sookie's life? Not worth all the maiming and chaos Marnie will be unleashing.
Hey Eric, remember how you felt when Godric killed himself? So kind of you to shit all over Pam.
Eric Northman you are now OFFICIALLY DEAD TO ME. So dead in fact you are not allowed to bear the name "Eric Northman" any longer. From now on I will call you a variation of Bill 2.0, Fake!Eric, Faux!Eric, "Eric", Not!Eric, TB!Eric, etc.
My fucking christ, THIS IS NOT TWILIGHT ALAN BALL!!!!! Seriously: Fuck you. Eric is now Bill. Congratulations you asshole.
This was the first time where I didn't give a flying fuck about Sookie's storyline. I was really only interested in what Jesus and Alcide were doing.
And OMGWTFBBQFAIRY with Andy. Because sleeping with a woman you just met wandering in the woods is a fantastic idea. What if she had been a mental hospital escapee or something? Wow, Andy you sure are a genius -_- The fairies are sooooo fucked up in this >.<
Also, FFS, Lafayette has now been possessed THREE TIMES. You'd think after the second time where these spirits can CONTROL HIM FOR EXTENDED PERIODS OF TIME, Jesus would have taken his Brouha little ass and found some sort of protection spell for Laffy?
Want to guess what Sam and Dean Winchester did after a possession? Really? Want to?
Idiots. Everyone on this show is a fucking moron.
I mean...would somebody please get Alan Ball in contact with David Benioff and D.B. Weiss who can EXPLAIN to him what it really means to do book to tv in a way that respects the author, respects the material, and respects all the fans? The way they did "Game of Thrones" made a lot of people very happy. I am as happy.
Alan Ball meanwhile has managed to shit all over everything. Again.
Your "improvements" Alan? Are scraping the bottom of the barrel, and quite possibly lower. I would say I couldn't be more disgusted, but there's still one more episode for you to ruin this season.
Spoilers
I think I seriously sat through 90% of this episode looking like this:
Because seriously WTF BILL & ERIC? WHAT. THE. FUCK?
"Kill yourselves and Sookie can go free"
"Okay!"
I mean-Jesu...WTF I ARTICULATE I CANNOT STUPIDITY FUCK.
Thank all fuck for Pam, but Eric...how DARE you basically give her a 'fuck off' when she stopped you from committing useless suicide? Because I'm sorry but Sookie's life? Not worth all the maiming and chaos Marnie will be unleashing.
Hey Eric, remember how you felt when Godric killed himself? So kind of you to shit all over Pam.
Eric Northman you are now OFFICIALLY DEAD TO ME. So dead in fact you are not allowed to bear the name "Eric Northman" any longer. From now on I will call you a variation of Bill 2.0, Fake!Eric, Faux!Eric, "Eric", Not!Eric, TB!Eric, etc.
My fucking christ, THIS IS NOT TWILIGHT ALAN BALL!!!!! Seriously: Fuck you. Eric is now Bill. Congratulations you asshole.
This was the first time where I didn't give a flying fuck about Sookie's storyline. I was really only interested in what Jesus and Alcide were doing.
And OMGWTFBBQFAIRY with Andy. Because sleeping with a woman you just met wandering in the woods is a fantastic idea. What if she had been a mental hospital escapee or something? Wow, Andy you sure are a genius -_- The fairies are sooooo fucked up in this >.<
Also, FFS, Lafayette has now been possessed THREE TIMES. You'd think after the second time where these spirits can CONTROL HIM FOR EXTENDED PERIODS OF TIME, Jesus would have taken his Brouha little ass and found some sort of protection spell for Laffy?
Want to guess what Sam and Dean Winchester did after a possession? Really? Want to?
Idiots. Everyone on this show is a fucking moron.
I mean...would somebody please get Alan Ball in contact with David Benioff and D.B. Weiss who can EXPLAIN to him what it really means to do book to tv in a way that respects the author, respects the material, and respects all the fans? The way they did "Game of Thrones" made a lot of people very happy. I am as happy.
Alan Ball meanwhile has managed to shit all over everything. Again.
Your "improvements" Alan? Are scraping the bottom of the barrel, and quite possibly lower. I would say I couldn't be more disgusted, but there's still one more episode for you to ruin this season.
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Date: 2011-09-06 01:17 am (UTC)This show has always been a guilty pleasure...well, I've always been guilty but it's not always been a pleasure. But after a while you tune in just to see what's happening regardless of a show's quality, yanno? (Which would explain why I know WAY more about Grey's Anatomy than I should, knowwhatI'msayin'?) Then it's just a matter of how stupid the show becomes and how mad it can make you for investing your time. Honestly, sometimes I think some episodes might as well end with "And fuck you for watching!"
Torchwood has sucked massively this season too. After these two end I'll be all out of shitty TV, hehe.
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Date: 2011-09-06 03:28 am (UTC)She's been infected with Bella Swan syndrome apparently ;_;
OMG it's like watching a TRAINWRECK. And honestly, 'True Blood' is giving 'Andromeda' a run for its money for first place in my Hall of Television Bastardry. But now that I remember how the last 2 seasons of 'Angel' pissed me off I guess all three of them are competing >.<
I think some episodes might as well end with "And fuck you for watching!"
Truer words never spoken. I'm actually thisclose to comparing the staff with TB to the idiots who ran the Stargate franchise into the ground.
Yeah, I've been hearing bad things about Torchwood this season, and last.
WHY do writers dooooo this to us? I don't understand /o\
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Date: 2011-09-07 04:31 pm (UTC)I will probably come back to it later, but Sookie just became too boring for me to stand it! But it doesn't seem to go in the right direction O_o
"Want to guess what Sam and Dean Winchester did after a possession? Really? Want to?"
Herm, yes do they have no witch/hunter/wise people able to do some protection shit in this show? XD
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Date: 2011-09-08 09:39 pm (UTC)Sookie is getting boring, I totally agree with you. She's such a damsel in distress. Book!Sookie would not be impressed.
It PAINS me that Lafayette had no protection against any more body snatching. Charms and the anti-possession tattoos were first on Sam and Dean's 'To Do' List after the whole BuabS fiasco.