This was my only thought during the episode ... if my mother had a stroke, I probably wouldn't lock her in the attic for a month. I mean, it was just like, "la la la, mom's in the attic, tra la la" etc.

But, ooooh, drunk!Sam; not as much as I wanted (I would have loved to see him actually DRINK the alcohol) but mmm, sexy. That sprawl on his tummy as he passes out = LOVE FOREVER.