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aislinn_veedor ([personal profile] aislinn_veedor) wrote2011-08-28 10:16 pm

True Blood 5x10 "Burning Down the House

Terry Bellefleur is the best thing about this series.

BEST. THING. EVER.

Spoilers behind cut




-Eric remembers everything? that would be fine if he didn't have his amnesiac memories, but no he remembers knocking boots with Sookie and being a pussy, and what does he do when he gets his memories back?

ADMITS HIS LOVE FOR SOOKIE? WTF?

Seriously, they needed so much more build-up than this. Eric only started to really explore his feelings in S3, and then they decided to fast-forward and make Sookie disappear for a year so Eric could what? Stew in his love? I mean...HOW COULD THEY RUIN ERIC AND SOOKIE IT WAS WRITTEN FOR THEM FFS!

Also, Sookie's bullshit of how she loves both Eric AND Bill? um, sweetie in the real world that shit does not fly. No one ever wants to hear about their significant other still being in love with THEIR FUCKING EX. Sort of a relationship killer there, hun. WTF are you going to do if the show actually brings in Quinn? Which is going to be another mess of epic proportions since this Sookie can't MAKE HER FUCKING MIND UP. YOU CANNOT HAVE CAKE AND EAT IT TOO.

Was I the only one hoping Bill and Eric would make out in her dream last episode?

Sookie...I am begging your writers to pull their heads out of their asses when writing your character. Why do you suck? You suck so much. I am frustrated. Your name is Sookie Stackhouse NOT Bella Swann. Eric and Bill are also not Edward and Jacob. Someone should tell this to Alan Ball.

-Tommy taking forever to just die already. Throughout that whole scene all I thought was "JUST DIE ALREADY TOMMY MICKENS, NO ONE CARES OMG" I was eye-rolling through that ENTIRE scene. He was a little shit who never really tried to reform, always fell back into his old ways, Sam SHOT him FFS then tossed him on his ass for sleeping with his GF, and now I'm supposed to give s shit or buy their tears?

Um...NO. Not for a second. As is Tommy really dead, or is he going to come back from the "dead"? Seriously leaving Tommy dead for good would be a damn good move for all involved.

-Debbie pulling yet another about-face. After trying to be nice and help Sookie she is now flirting with werewolf guy who reminds me so much of someone else. Goddammit Debbie, PEOPLE CALLED THIS HAPPENING.

-Nan Flanigan annoys me

-Jason Stackhouse is ruled by his dick, OMG. The triangle between him, Hoyt, and Jessica is something that could be played out for a few seasons. It didn't have to be done in less than half the fucking season >:(

-I think Jesus might end up dead this season or something





-Alcide is a hot motherfucker.

-If Tommy's really dead, then Tommy dying.

-TERRY! Calling an intervention on Andy:) FINALLY SOMEONE GETS SHIT DONE!

-I also like that because of Terry, Arlene isn't like her book counterpart

-Jessica saying she doesn't care what happens as long as she gets to kill shit

-Eric, Pam, Jess, and Bill walking at the very end \o/

-Eric will never wear Jason's clothes again. THANK YOU. Now plz be slicking your hair back and putting on some tight black clothes now thx

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